Post by The BabaloughesianPost by Joe BergeronPost by M-WolverineMy problem with it, as many a female has told me, the thong isn't the
most comfortable thing in the world necessarily, and it hardly seems
like earthen "training" underwear to me. You'd think they'd want her
to be comfortable, rather than worry about some alien "panty line"
concept.
She's invulnerable. She could be wearing panties lined with razor
blades and ground glass and still be comfortable.
Hey, that's right. Normal human clothing for a Kryptonian should be like
wearing Kleenex, shouldn't it? Another reason why they should be careful
what they put her in. Something too tight, and she should be able to
inadvertently shred it. Except.. don't they also have a heightened sense of
touch to go along with those other heightened senses, or is it just sound
and sight that are amplified a millionfold?
I always thought that they just had a broader range to their
limitations. Clark doesn't accidentally break an eggshell when making
breakfast because he knows how lightly to hold them. But when he
needs more than human-level strength for something he just has that
innate knowledge of his limits, and applies the correct power for the
situation.
For example, a high-end sports car is just as capable of going 15mph
as a little four-cylinder hatchback. The hatchback can only go 80mph
at it's top end, but the sports car can go up to 200mph. I figure
it's the same with Kryptonians on Earth. It's not so much that our
clothing feels like Kleenex, it's just not as durable as Kryptonian
cloth, which is more like Kevlar or something similar.
Same thing for the pain threshold. Kryptonians can feel a thumbtack
on their chair as they sit down, but their threshhold is so much wider
that they just don't feel the need to react as strongly as we would.
On the other hand, these conventions (that I have admittedly created
for myself, rather than gathered from actual comic sources) have been
blown away, usually by scenes played for their comic value. ("Oops!
Sorry, Lois. Guess I don't know my own strength!")
So, I imagine a pair of these razor blade and glass panties would be
like one of us putting on a pair of underwear made out of thick paper.
It wouldn't even chafe, but it would be a little distracting at
least. Like a penny in your shoe. Eventually, Kara would switch to
something more comfy, just to get rid of that distraction of sharp
objects pressing against her skin.
Dennis